MLBs Pace of Play Problem

Things that nobody reads in America today:

The online legal mumbo jumbo before you check the little "I Agree" box.

Kate Upton's resume.

Major League Baseball's "Pace of Play Procedures."

Not that baseball games don't have a pace. They do: snails escaping a freezer.

It's clear no MLB player or umpire has ever read the procedures, or else how do you explain what I witnessed Sunday, when I sat down to do something really stupid -- watch an entire televised MLB game without the aid of a DVR?

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Quick Hits:

-MLL Talks Expansion

-Johns Hopkins W. Lax Leaving Conference to be Independent

-South Atlantic Conference (DII) To Sponsor Lacrosse

-Teacher Brings Lacrosse to Inner City Chicago

-GLIAC (DII) To Sponsor Lacrosse

-Despite Leaving NCAA Grand Canyon University Still on the Move

-Denver Sets MLL Record with 30,000 in Attendance